Twiggles and Trunks

Wife to Mr. Man, my personal G.I. Joe. Momma to Kid1, Kid2, & Kid3 & coming soon kid4. I'm just a Gal trying to live as self sustaining as suburbanly possible. A craft addict, homebaking extraodinaire, & seamstress.

Showing posts with label unicorn. Show all posts
Showing posts with label unicorn. Show all posts

Monday, September 7, 2009

parenting FAIL


My oldest, Bear, turned 3 years old yesterday.
In an effort to buck up, we mutually decided that it was time to move past her crutch on binks aka "teet tees"
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I read somewhere on a blog about a genius way of [-]bribing[/-] [-]coercing[/-] [-]tricking[/-] getting rid of pacifiers; have the child buy some toys with them!!!
DING DING DING!
*if you've recently blogged about these struggles please leave a link in the comments & i'll give you proper credit :D*
there were just a small glitch in this plan.
i forgot to bring her stash of binks to Target with us
no biggie, right? we talked about the deal as we paced the aisles at Target, we agreed that once home, the binks would be gone because she was going to buy a unicorn with them
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*Thanks Heather for spotting her!

here is what transpired at bed time

Bear: crying in bed

Me: "whats wrong"

Bear: now serious crying

Me: "baby, what is it?"

Bear: "i don't wanna be free (three) any more Mom"

Me: "why. Three is great!"

Bear: more crying "noooooo.

I not a big girl. I not ready to give up my teet tees. I still wittle" more tears, serious crying

Me: "i know you're little. but i think you are ready. look you're even sleeping in your own bed"

Bear: "i dont wanna sweep in my own bed. i wanna be two. i wanna sweep wiff you and have a teet tee. i not ready to be freeeeee" tears again, wailing


i gave her her bink back

she broke my heart

maybe st Christmas she'll give them to Santa